Royally rammed again yesterday. A long stretch of straight canal, no wind, no other boat traffic, I’m moored quite tidily…
Heat and Flies on the Llangollen. Also Malaria and Zombies.
We have mooched on, the Cardinal and I – and have about faced, having reached the deepest, farthest, darkest point…
Face to Face with a Fox
There are Benny Menefits to living on Ing-er-lund’s canals. One of these many such is that, once in a while,…
An Accidental Right Turn & Four Locks onto A Canal For The Insane…
I awoke this morning under the control of something malign. Get up, it said, get up and cruise. As we…
Yesterday I Ate a Tuno Sandwich
Given that the supermarkets unceremoniously (and without warning) dumped yours truly last year, and given that they are undoubtedly working…
National Association of Boat Owners
My name is Legion, for we are many. So sayeth the cloven-hoofed one at The Watery Wellness Trust Ltd., generally…
Ho et le Hum
It’s all been rather drear of late. The weather’s either been ridiculously hot and humid or else it’s been …persisting……
…and we’re mowing again
Sort of. Apparently. Just still leaving the “leap of faith” edge to the canal, catering thereby for walkers and cyclicsts…
Be Ware of Corporate Hitmen With Unholstered 9mm Vendettas
I feel that it might happen at any moment. A quiet stretch of canal, an empty Starbucks coffee cup thrown…
Squirrel attack
Mad squirrels and Englishmen go boating in the noon-day sun. Was sat sitting peacefully, thinking about sitting some more, when…
The WWT Ltd are determined to get us all in the water
one way or another. Her Maj’s “government” handed C&RT two-thousand miles of Industrial Heritage, an open-air museum vastly larger than…
Nake Mo Mitsake
Those magnificent Human Beans in their flying-machines are arriving for the G7 Jolly. Well, they are if the airspace overhead…
