Mad squirrels and Englishmen go boating in the noon-day sun. Was sat sitting peacefully, thinking about sitting some more, when…
The WWT Ltd are determined to get us all in the water
one way or another. Her Maj’s “government” handed C&RT two-thousand miles of Industrial Heritage, an open-air museum vastly larger than…
Nake Mo Mitsake
Those magnificent Human Beans in their flying-machines are arriving for the G7 Jolly. Well, they are if the airspace overhead…
To Top-Up My Phobile Moan…
Buy a voucher onlineFind the tephelone and fiddle about until I remember how to switch it onWait patiently for a…
The Curious Case of the Damaged Little Dog
The Cardinal and I moved again yesterday evening. A hundred yards, on the ropes. There’s a new dog at one…
What to do with boaters who moor overnight on water points?
My object all sublime is to let the punishment fit the crime, the punishment fit the crime. Luckily this morning…
Bank Hodilay Weekend May 2021
Wacky Races. More boats than you could shake a stick at. More boats than I’ve seen about all at one…
England, May 2021; could there possibly be a more wrist-nibblingly depressing scenario?
[The view from the side-hatch.] Yes, of course there could. But it must be said that with Father Nature being…
May B
Well, you must admit that this surely cannot be May “A“. The weather forecast for the next few days looks…
You Might Have Heard a PIN drop – had it not been for the Cacophony from the “One-Time” PASSCODES and CVV Numbers…
…and the angry buzzing of Dr Livingstone. Five-sixths of the old Works Pension (laughably) went into the bankeroo yesterday, bringing…
Getting The Best Of The Day
Mr God also get his electricity from the sky, but he doesn’t bother with solar panels. I can’t remember exactly…
Going Gas-Free – I Hope – with a Remoska
On the Advice of Lettice I have bought one of these… a Remoska. [Seriously, me ol’ fruit-bat’s knitted willy-warmer; great…
