I have given my head a Brazilian and I love it!

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Tarphat.co.uk
Tarphat.co.uk
I am awfully fond of my head. I do most of my thinking in it. Without my head to keep my ears apart my stereo hearing would be somewhat compromised, and my eyes, mouth and nose would have little to cling to except each other.

Over the centuries my head has been camouflaged under a mop of slightly gingery nonsense, under shoulder-length New Romantic embarrassments, used as the anchor for a waist-length ponytail (I kid you not) and even occasionally trimmed short backsides. We have played together well, head and I. However, there comes a time in every man’s life when the hair on his skull runs for cover and takes shelter in ears, nose and… other places. My such moment was some eighty or ninety years ago and I have long-since reconciled myself to the next stage of life, that stage being titfers. Headgear. Bonce-armour. Hats.

An old photo of Ian Hutson before the operation.
An old photo of Ian Hutson before the operation.
I sport a wide(ish) array of hats. I’ve worn bandanas, biker-style. I’ve worn bandanas hippie-style. I’ve occasionally worn bandages, NHS style. On the grounds of “when in the colonies do as the colonials do” I’ve even worn items described on the labels as “baseball caps” and “bush hats” (sans corks, natch). It can be as well to blend in with the local population in some areas of the globe. Once or twice I have, during moments of crisis, fashioned hats from tin foil. My current stable includes a fez or two, some smoking caps – hand-crocheted wool and Indian silk, with and without tassels – a pith helmet, a bewildering array of tweed flat caps (some made from the woven harvested fur of whippets that I have loved) and, as of this week, a Brazilian tarp-hat.

Ian Hutson
Ian Hutson
Tarp-hat? Yep, a hat made from old tarpaulins ripped off the back of high-mileage Brazilian haulage vehicles. The material is akin to a waterproof canvas, and because of the rigours of its former life, has aged beautifully. Of the wide-brim designs there are three variations (although each hat is necessarily unique within its type). These are the relatively neat version, made from the least-worn parts of the tarpaulins, the extreme patches version (self-explanatory) and the version sporting Portuguese writing and logos.

Mine is an “extreme patches”.

Ian Hutson sportinng pith helmet and matching tropical underwear.
Ian Hutson sportinng pith helmet and matching tropical underwear.
I may look like a right plonker in any and all of my headgear, but I do not care a jot. Not one iota. My specs are dry, my nose is sheltered from that blazing English sun and all is well with the world.

I like my new hat so much that I am happy to plug the website. In England it is tarphat.co.uk and I commend the company to the nation.

They seem like a fun company as well as a competent one. For one thing, my hat arrived in the most deliciously old-fashioned style parcel with some splendid labels. None of your nasty grey plastic mailing bags for this lot.

Later this year I shall be expanding into a Bowler.

Watch this space for details. Chin-chin.

A proper old-fashioned parcel with labels, none of your gray plasti mailing bag nonsense!
A proper old-fashioned parcel with labels, none of your gray plasti mailing bag nonsense!

7 Comments

  1. Jack Scott says:

    The Mad Hatter? πŸ˜€

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    1. Mother used to put lead in my bottles and decorated the nursery with arsenic green!

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  2. Aaron David says:

    Best wishes & get well soon to Freddie Trueman

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    1. More like Freddie Flintstone.

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  3. We sail and live at the water. There is nothing better than aged canvas hat. For years I had a Aussie version made by a sailmaker there. Weeped when it finally ripped and deteriorated. After years of searching, found a sort of replacement. Will check out this company. Thanks

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    1. When you find a good hat it is a friend for life – or at least, for as long as it lasts! These tarp hats seem to be well constructed to me, with chunky stitching and bags of style. I hasten to add that I have no connection with the firm other than being a happy customer! πŸ˜‰

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      1. great discovery. Appreciate you sharing the info

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