A spot of snow on England’s old canals #winter #england #offgrid

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The Cardinal’s cratch cover is doing sterling work, keeping the Arctic blast from blowing directly onto the doors. I rather think though that when I do come to move, those ropes will be less than warm to the touch…

I had a real treat this morning. There I was, sitting at my desk snorting my first coffee of the day, when a spherical red robin landed in the snow-covered hedgerow right alongside my window. I think that perhaps, just perhaps, winter may have arrived in England. No photograph of course, I tried but it seems that robins, like herons – but not crows – have polarising vision that can see right through the Cardinal’s one-way glass.

Of course, the poor little devil was only spherical because he was fluffing out his feathers in an attempt to avoid being frozen solid…

The weather forecasts of late have been chaotic. Storm Cedric or something, kicking up winds of ninety miles per hour and then dragging chilly air down from the arctic regions. It’s easy to tell when the Meteorological Office hasn’t really got a clue (they put out a weather forecast). No, but seriously, it’s changed from hour to hour. Other regions of the country, and indeed the British Isles, have seen eleventy-twelve miles of snow and wotnot, while here – so far – the response has been largely muted. It blew a thorough wobbly the other night and then calmed before morning.

The Captain is trying to pick a day when:

  • it’s not raining/snowing/sleeting/hailstoning too enthusiastically
  • there is a minimum of wind
  • he has the oomph, energy and will to get us off my ample gluteus and move us along through the services and on to pastures new

I may soon have to settle, as Mr Meat Loaf suggests, for two out of three and “ain’t bad”.

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Snow layer has been brushed from the solar panels, and it is good to see the snow on topsides – it indicates that our insulation is doing some good work.

I did send one of the younger midshipmen out early this morning, to clear the inch or so of snow from our solar panels. It should be noted that aboard the Cardinal I am Captain, Cook, Chief Bottle-washer, Stoker and several Midshipmen. Needs must. The panels, even on a relatively dour and dismal December day such as today, are rewarding me with five or six of the electric amps in the brighter moments.

To warm myself up after my endeavours aloft and barefoot in the rigging I have bread baking in the oven. Possibly the aroma is why Mr Spherical Robin keeps coming back to the hedge to peer in at me. I feel that toast and Marmite is essential on such a day. Lucky robin that I am of the vegetable aryan persuasion, and do not make robin-sandwiches.

What do you do with the legs when you make robin sandwiches? Do you tuck them in or let them dangle?

England is all looking very picturesque, but I don’t doubt that several race meetings have had to be cancelled due to inclemencies under equine foot (hoof), resulting in lots of disappointed horses kicking about in their stables. I took the electric cameras for a walk, and I shot a little bit of video too, although the interwebnets connection here is not quite up to the task of allowing Youbend.com to feast upon it. Later, when I have the signal. I have taken the usual liberties with the photographs, the better to cheer them up in a uniformly soggy and flat grey light.

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Eardswick Hall Bridge, “Bridge 13” of the Middlewich branch of the Shropshire Union canal, looking north.
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Eardswick Hall Bridge, “Bridge 13” of the Middlewich branch of the Shropshire Union canal, looking south.

Whatever would we drearies photograph were it not for bridges, eh?

I took a short stomp up the towpath while it was snowing properly earlier, just to see that everything was being done according to my orders.

It does look a tad chilly though…

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Looking towards the village of Church Minshull

 

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Looking slightly away from Church Minshull, as the more polite persons of society do.

I set the camera flash on here, just to capture a few snowflakes.

The Cardinal is closest to camera, the boat just along and the one barely visible farther on than that are a bit “M. Celeste esquires”.

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Weather or no, within reason, we must soon mooch on, but not, I think, today.

Probably not tomorrow either.

I do hope that you’re all wrapped up well and warm and, if you have loved ones, please remember the advice of the R.S.P.C.A., and do let them in out of the cold. Accordinng to both the letter and the spirit of the law, a wife is for life, not just for Christmas. I’ve seen car bumper and window stickers to much the same effect.

Which advice reminds me, I must slash open another sack of coal.

Then I must plan to make certain that I meet that nice Mr Fuel Boat again when next he passes by.

Chin-chin for the mo, &etc.

Ian H.

12 Comments

  1. Toffeeapple says:

    Some of your pictures look like Van Gogh paintings, very pretty.

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    1. Ian Hutson says:

      I taught the Dutch post-impressionists all that they knew, and a few things that they didn’t. Happy days. The smell of the turps, the semi-bald badgers wandering around, waiting for me to wear out my next brush… I can honestly say that the only time I had more fun was in Rome, when Carrara marble was just two Sesterces a ton. 🙂

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      1. Toffeeapple says:

        You do make me smile, Ian, thank you.

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  2. Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    Ian is shivering in his timbers 😱

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    1. Ian Hutson says:

      Yikes, gadzooks and cheers, musky! A I type this I can hear hail lashing down on the roof of the Cardinal – perhaps I won’t be moving along again tomorrow after all… unless, perhaps, I fit ice-skates to the hull… 😉

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  3. itsathought2 says:

    Very picturesque and yuletide like. Brings one into the spirit without having to slog through the Retail Prefab Spirit that is shoved down ones throat in December. I wouldn’t emerge until January if I were you. 🙂

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    1. Ian Hutson says:

      That’s the plan, and more – I was thinking perhaps February… A couple of trips into a nearby town for emergency comestibles and a visit or two from the fuel boat and that will mostly be me and the human species done with. I have become an old humbug and I very much dislike the spend spend spend be happy be happy be happy (or else) commercial nature of christmas. It was magical when I was a child, now even the children see right through it. That said, I do have a niece who does enough christmas for the rest of us put together and loves every minute. Unfathomable, totally unfathomable! 😉

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  4. justjilluk says:

    Wind registered 105 mph yesterday, lots of snow. Have to put our big coats on now and not wear shorts.

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    1. Ian Hutson says:

      Yes yes, big coats indeed – but do you button them up? Answer me that and tell me you once wore a scarf! Seriously, a hundred and five miles an hour is a serious, serious wind… and I speak as someone who has very rarely worn shorts. 😉

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  5. Pat McDonald says:

    Looks so lovely in the pictures, and although we had a heavy frost, so far it has been sunny. I am convinced I live in a kind of Bermuda triangle where the weather disappears into a black hole or else I live under a dome that you can’t see. Keep warm!

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    1. Ian Hutson says:

      The bit of Lincolnshire where I have lived in t’past is a bit like that – Humber on one side, Wolds on the other and very little got past either. All we ever really got was ho hum humdrum. Sometimes that was a good thing, and sometimes it was a very boring thing… 😉

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