Hairy Porter waits for a dog to poop, paddle-boarders, hotel boats and my winter-warmer snake…

… oh, and a mention for the chap who wanted me to skip over his mooring rope (with my two … More

Jihad! Holy war! This flag is an insult to my nation! Reparations! Wake up Mr Molotov and give him a cocktail!

For the past couple of years I have been using one of my bandanas as a cover for the Cardinal’s … More

Time flies like an arrow but ducks fly like a banana #narrowboat #canal #England

We’ve had the heat-wave, we’ve had the decidedly cool snap, and now we’re into what England does best – sort … More

Charged and then thrown off my boat #narrowboat #england #batteries

To add insult to injury I also today have one hand that looks like a young barrage balloon and another … More