Messing about in boats on canals narrow and canals wide #narrowboat #england

Well there was a morning’s boatering for you, yes indeed. When last I moored (Barbridge Junction) there was traffic and … More

Give peace a chance – 2am eternal. #narrowboat #england

STOP PRESS. Just found this in the local news – two railway chaps injured, one seriously, night afore last and … More

Dullard boaters, rats on string, Thunderbird machines and Sunday, Bloody Sunday #narrowboat #england

It must be said, so I’ll say it. Humans really are not the brightest little lumps of squishy protoplasm wandering … More

It’s a bit late to be breeding new swans isn’t it? #narrowboat #england

Very surprised yesterday afternoon when this little nuclear family hove up on this stretch of the canal. It’s a little … More

The time has almost certainly come, the walrus said, to light the ruddy stove #narrowboat #england

Autumn is upon us. Autumn, the season of axe-murderers. It is high time that the Cardinal added his own stove-smoke … More