The offside vegetating rule #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet

Before we begin the beguine, I did ask the chaps if they would mind being photographed and interwebnetted, and they cheerfully … More

One fristy frosty morning while most of England was still shivering under the chambermaid… #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet

…I went a-roaming, like some black-clad country parson flitting between the hedgerows in search of sinners to redeem. I found … More

Ram a llama ding-dong Mr Christian. Quarter-wits on the poop deck. #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet

Her Majesty’s sun setting over my coal heap. Yes, I had to ring Ma’am on her mobile to arrange it. … More

Quelle surpreese, il pleut again, und mit der gusty gusty winden #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet

I tried photographing the wind. It didn’t work. I’m fed up photographing the rain, so I didn’t bother. Jadies and … More

I shat the Sheriff (but I did not shoot the Deputy) #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet

Damned Otto Korekt. That was a Thai Poh. An alphabetical keyination finger bumble. I, of course, shot the Sheriff but have … More

Fundamentalist pyromaniac musical locks with added ropes and buckets #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet

You just can’t buy entertainment like this. His Eminence and I mooched on a little yesterday. Just a mile, back … More