Hashtag IT’S NOT HACKNEY. I don’t think that apostrophes are used in hashtags, are they? Punctuation’s probably a bit too grown-up for #hashtagworld.
It may not be the now entirely foreign country of Hackney, but it is a little bit Chilly (sic).
If you’re wondering why I’ve singled out the London borough of Hackney for hoots of derision and buckets of contempt it’s because I stayed there a while ago while on a trip to London.
I don’t think I’ll be missed.