Surveillance, Saraharan Sand, and Pyornkrachzark’s roller

It’s been a funny old week. The planet that I am currently living on (‘Earth’, according to the locals) has … More

I remain pertinacious in my contumacy

After all, it was what I was tautology by Mummery and Daddyery. Those who sit in Downing Street are not … More

The Fuel Boat BARGUS cometh and goeth; the Watery Wellness Trust Ltd remains obdurately silent

Messrs Meteorillogical (sic) Office have sent wind, wind and more wind. Temperingtures (sic) though are almost balmy in comparison to … More

In The Bleak Midwinter

Well, last night was most atmospheric indeed. The Cardinal is well and truly frozen in, the broken and re-frozen ice … More

Still alive, still kicking, still getting in everyone’s way and causing mayhem on the system

This little fellow came along with me for part of my perambulations. I was walking, he was flying. His legs … More

It’s been a busy, high-mileage old week, and it’s only Wednesday

Been cruising far and wide like a lockdown loon, just to amuse the Canal & River Trust Ltd. The corporate … More