Bank Hodilay Weekend May 2021

Wacky Races. More boats than you could shake a stick at. More boats than I’ve seen about all at one … More

England, May 2021; could there possibly be a more wrist-nibblingly depressing scenario?

[The view from the side-hatch.] Yes, of course there could. But it must be said that with Father Nature being … More

Well, you must admit that this surely cannot be May “A“. The weather forecast for the next few days looks … More

…and the angry buzzing of Dr Livingstone. Five-sixths of the old Works Pension (laughably) went into the bankeroo yesterday, bringing … More

Mr God also get his electricity from the sky, but he doesn’t bother with solar panels. I can’t remember exactly … More

On the Advice of Lettice I have bought one of these… a Remoska. [Seriously, me ol’ fruit-bat’s knitted willy-warmer; great … More

…after sending me a threatening email on the 23rd of December 2020 have changed their minds, at the end of … More

I woke up the sparrows this morning – and probably one or two boaters too. The Cardinal and I upped … More