Wacky Races. More boats than you could shake a stick at. More boats than I’ve seen about all at one … More
Month: May 2021
England, May 2021; could there possibly be a more wrist-nibblingly depressing scenario?
[The view from the side-hatch.] Yes, of course there could. But it must be said that with Father Nature being … More
May B
Well, you must admit that this surely cannot be May “A“. The weather forecast for the next few days looks … More
You Might Have Heard a PIN drop – had it not been for the Cacophony from the “One-Time” PASSCODES and CVV Numbers…
…and the angry buzzing of Dr Livingstone. Five-sixths of the old Works Pension (laughably) went into the bankeroo yesterday, bringing … More
Getting The Best Of The Day
Mr God also get his electricity from the sky, but he doesn’t bother with solar panels. I can’t remember exactly … More
Going Gas-Free – I Hope – with a Remoska
On the Advice of Lettice I have bought one of these… a Remoska. [Seriously, me ol’ fruit-bat’s knitted willy-warmer; great … More
The Canal & River Trust Ltd
…after sending me a threatening email on the 23rd of December 2020 have changed their minds, at the end of … More
Dawn Manoeuvres – Hail Caesar!
I woke up the sparrows this morning – and probably one or two boaters too. The Cardinal and I upped … More