We Cruised At Dawn. Then Again At Dusk.

You can’t move for boats on this stretch (at least) of the Shroppie at the moment. This is probably because … More

Here’s Lookin’ At Ewe, Kid

Where weresheep may safely graze on the hillside – provided that they have independent suspension. No, I said suspension, not … More

This damnable weather has returned my sleep pattern to the primordial sludge; I sleep – half a brain, one eye, … More

I have written a lengthy letter of complaint and sent it to the Times (via the Minister for Weather & … More

Yes that’s me in the phomatograph above. Not a trace of distortion caused by the plastic sheeting; that’s exactly the … More