A Heron’s Bum

That’s all the photograph you’re going to get I’m sad to say. If I’d moved to attempt better he’d have … More

Hello Boys, I’m Baaaaaack!

…and it feels sort of underwhelming. Ian Hutson on Facebook. Much like their long and involved explanation of why it … More

I get lots of funny looks when I explain to mates that I cannot open a Facebook account. Most of … More

Queace and piet. Sweetness and light. Love, love, love. Love is all you need. I think I’ll get dressed and … More

The world at large has been slightly more peanuts than ever this week. We’ve had a pair of faux-celebrity ex-royal … More

Even if they are mostly upside down in human terms; (water-)drinking parts under ground, (oxygen-)farting apparatus above ground. Makes a … More

As in a(nother) dawn raid. Positively the best time of day to move. Weak, low sunshine, gathering mist on the … More

May the 8st and Mr Stove has been lit. Not so much for reasons of coolth but to finish off … More

Alright, so (almost) nobody had a giggle at the previous post, fewer in fact than the post before, and fewer … More

If you’re of a certain age you’ll be familiar with Madonna’s portrayal of Evita in the film of the same … More

Although one must admit, we could do with an other brick in the wall. I am well aware that few … More

The Gubbermunt, perhaps thinking itself to be (at best) our employer or (at worst) our owner, has granted we peasants … More