Ducks in hot water, and madding crowds being instrumental in #narrowboat #england

Someone in procurement at the Meteorological Office is off their medication. Instead of a nice, orderly menu of breezes and sunshine and cumulo-stratus-bigfluffius they have, this past week, published a selection of gibberish. Yesterday, for example, it never even bothered to get properly light. I spent the day wandering around with an electric torch and…