Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr Laundry, I expect you to dry. …and to be quick about it; there’s another load waiting for the … More

The Age of Stupid #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet

Let the orgy of un-following and un-friending begin! My time in solitary confinement hasn’t been entirely wasted, this the second … More

[Image above is this morning’s early-morning clouds over Cardinal Wolsey.] It’s an apocalypse. They promised me that I would get … More

One pressed and dried pulped paper fire-brick. Seated on the minimum of kindling that Mr Stove requires in order to … More

The it of it was decidedly fristy and moggy this morning, although rather like my savings account, it didn’t take … More