Sunrise Over Texaco

It’s light enough early enough these days to really annoy other boaters (quid pro quo eh?) by cruising – in … More

Klaatu Barada Nikto

When good topiary goes bad. So, what’s been occurring? The usuals. Warm days, blasting gales, lashing rain, frosts, blue skies. … More

Do I spoil you lot rotten or what? This is a(nother) uBoob channel that you really ought to follow. Full … More

If you haven’t aldone readyso, you really need to follow this blog and subscribe to the uBoob channel – Lancashire … More

A veritable ball in a china shop. Or a giant bullock in the sky. My Peopleing Gland, Worlding Sphincter, and … More

a.k.a. a total lack of oomph and nothing whatsoever to say to the world. It’s bin a’While here. bin Man … More

As I performed my world-renowned “Flying Prolapse” into my comfortable reclining chair the other evening I was afforded, by the … More

Storm Otto – named such by some continental types stranded in ‘The Abroad’ – arrived on England’s canals at approximately … More

It comes to something when a chap can’t use Baby’s First Axe by TOMY on the towpath next to his … More

The new old eats the old old alive – rust and decay on a C&RT work-boat consumes the old British … More

A sort of self-help group for folk suffering from S.C.P.S. Supermarket Car-Park Syndrome. By “self-help” I mean “group sui-kill pact”. … More

AWOOGAH! AWOOGAH! Said the Met Office – snow… and ice. Oddly, perhaps – I suspect – knowingly – they oft … More