A weekend moored in the foyer of the asylum opposite Ticky-Tacky Towers

In re the lead photo. Yes, that’s an uber-busy “A” road. Some several dozen new-build houses built (“built”) where a … More

Ram a llama ding-dong Mr Christian. Quarter-wits on the poop deck. #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet

Her Majesty’s sun setting over my coal heap. Yes, I had to ring Ma’am on her mobile to arrange it. … More

Eh-Up Duck on his longboard takes advantage of the toadally rad barrels, dude caused as I step on and off … More

Well, it’s a much more lively process than getting services at one of CaRT’s (remaining) service areas, although both have … More

Fork ‘andles? Got any ‘O’s? Got any brown bread? I always worry somewhat when… Actually, no, that sentence is complete … More

So there I was, the other evening, sat sitting sittingly on my inoffensive wee mooring at the towpath when all … More

The phrase you’re looking for is “out of step”. As in, the Cardinal and I are out of step. The … More

A couple of mornings ago the sheep in the field next to the canal decided to explore beyond the confines … More

My goodness me, I am beginning to Twitch. This will never do. I love seeing furry and four-legged wildlife on my … More

H’yar today, gorn tomorrow, as we terribly posh folk orfen say. Except that this is more a case of th’yar yesterday … More

…all walk into a bar. No, but seriously. The Cardinal and I went boatering again yesterday. In roughly four hours, … More

A short trip to the nice chaps at Aqueduct Marina to acquire bolts of various sizes, some of those peculiar … More