…I went a-roaming, like some black-clad country parson flitting between the hedgerows in search of sinners to redeem. I found … More
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Ram a llama ding-dong Mr Christian. Quarter-wits on the poop deck. #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet
Her Majesty’s sun setting over my coal heap. Yes, I had to ring Ma’am on her mobile to arrange it. … More
Fundamentalist pyromaniac musical locks with added ropes and buckets #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet
You just can’t buy entertainment like this. His Eminence and I mooched on a little yesterday. Just a mile, back … More
Oh bullocks – winter’s here #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet
Past days have dawned on the chilly side of ‘Sodbucket – have my slippers sent down to the kitchens to … More
Cocoa on The Somme, going to sleep next to a coughing sheep, woken up by bathing ducks. Have I mentioned the cows? #narrowboat #boating #boatsthattweet
There were fireworks last evening. About five miles away, a display in Nantwich, I believe. Bloody ridiculous – it was like … More
