Here’s Lookin’ At Ewe, Kid

Where weresheep may safely graze on the hillside – provided that they have independent suspension. No, I said suspension, not … More

Rudely Re-Awoken By A Giant Virgin

This damnable weather has returned my sleep pattern to the primordial sludge; I sleep – half a brain, one eye, … More

I have written a lengthy letter of complaint and sent it to the Times (via the Minister for Weather & … More

Yes that’s me in the phomatograph above. Not a trace of distortion caused by the plastic sheeting; that’s exactly the … More

Heron on Rutters Bridge. It’s alright though; I talked him down. It’s been Hellishly hot and also coolishly cool in … More

It’s been a funny old week. Yesterday, Friday, was technically the hottest day of the year thus far being in … More

Honestly, is it just me or… Two thousand miles of canal, several hundred yards free on this stretch alone… and … More

Don’t get your hopes up, they’re not open yet. Rest assured though that I shall be first in the queue … More

The Canal Company Ltd’s “Let’s not mow to the edges because wildlife, yeah?” policy in full June bloom. By August … More

Photograph from a few days ago – the Cardinal making (more) close friends. It now being “Peasants Celebrating Serfdom” Bank … More

Silly o’clock in the morning, down to the watering hole to watch the lions and tigers and ephalumps and zedbras … More

See what I did there? Squeezed in a cheeky phomatograph of the Cardinal (albeit locationally misleading, since we’re a hundred … More