Eilean Donan Built By Accountants

Eilean Donan (not) sat sitting in the middle of Hurleston Reservoir’s ninety-six million gallons of fish-poop and seagull-pee. Ideal perhaps … More

On The Cusp

Mentally, of insanity. Meteorologically, of Winter. Imagine if you will a great Warehouse of Weather in the sky. They’ve finished … More

We’ve scooted, we’ve mooched, we’ve comestibled and we’ve bunkered. We’ve also put the chimney back on. The it of It … More

One never really knows, does one? Not showing any obvious ID, systematically – and patently inartistically – photographing the boats … More

…and it’s not me gasbagging on for a change. Well worth a watch (or a listen) and captures the essence … More

If a scoot to the services can ever be described as such! There’s one thing about oiking up the Bunbury … More

It is as well, when living on a boat, to be ware, very ware, at all times and about all … More

After a volte face it is as well, given the limited reasoning capacity of Canal & River Corporate, to mooch … More

Ruddy England. I have, of late, turned the quilt up to “two bars”. Damned tempted on occasion to bung the … More

Royally rammed again yesterday. A long stretch of straight canal, no wind, no other boat traffic, I’m moored quite tidily … More

Given that the supermarkets unceremoniously (and without warning) dumped yours truly last year, and given that they are undoubtedly working … More

My name is Legion, for we are many. So sayeth the cloven-hoofed one at The Watery Wellness Trust Ltd., generally … More