Dead Wood-Fish and a Very Suspicious-Looking Man Photographing My Home

One never really knows, does one? Not showing any obvious ID, systematically – and patently inartistically – photographing the boats … More

A Neat Summation of the General Opinion of The Canal & River MisTrust

…and it’s not me gasbagging on for a change. Well worth a watch (or a listen) and captures the essence … More

If a scoot to the services can ever be described as such! There’s one thing about oiking up the Bunbury … More

It is as well, when living on a boat, to be ware, very ware, at all times and about all … More

After a volte face it is as well, given the limited reasoning capacity of Canal & River Corporate, to mooch … More

These are nice moorings. You can tell that without even looking at the view because most of the length of … More

If I’m doing anything at all I suppose that I’m waiting for the canal rozzers. Haven’t seen hide nor hair … More

Ruddy England. I have, of late, turned the quilt up to “two bars”. Damned tempted on occasion to bung the … More

The “fly” in my soup being, of course… The WWT Ltd are apparently very proud of their “boat logging” (customer-stalking … More

Royally rammed again yesterday. A long stretch of straight canal, no wind, no other boat traffic, I’m moored quite tidily … More

We have mooched on, the Cardinal and I – and have about faced, having reached the deepest, farthest, darkest point … More

There are Benny Menefits to living on Ing-er-lund’s canals. One of these many such is that, once in a while, … More