Rudely Re-Awoken By A Giant Virgin

This damnable weather has returned my sleep pattern to the primordial sludge; I sleep – half a brain, one eye, … More

The Great English Bake-Off

I have written a lengthy letter of complaint and sent it to the Times (via the Minister for Weather & … More

Eckythump

Heron on Rutters Bridge. It’s alright though; I talked him down. It’s been Hellishly hot and also coolishly cool in … More