Winter Wanderland

AWOOGAH! AWOOGAH! Said the Met Office – snow… and ice. Oddly, perhaps – I suspect – knowingly – they oft … More

And Something More Differenter Still

Arley Hall & Gardens, Cheshire. Well, none of Arley Hall (closed), and some of the gardens (Private Event) Website here. … More

Cholmondeley Castle. Generally pronounced ‘Chumley’. Website here. I am considering putting an offer in, once they finish the work on … More

Where weresheep may safely graze on the hillside – provided that they have independent suspension. No, I said suspension, not … More

It was a tad chilly this morning. The ice in the puddles wasn’t quite thick enough to support the weight … More

Mad squirrels and Englishmen go boating in the noon-day sun. Was sat sitting peacefully, thinking about sitting some more, when … More

Those magnificent Human Beans in their flying-machines are arriving for the G7 Jolly. Well, they are if the airspace overhead … More

Buy a voucher onlineFind the tephelone and fiddle about until I remember how to switch it onWait patiently for a … More

Mr God also get his electricity from the sky, but he doesn’t bother with solar panels. I can’t remember exactly … More