Squirrel attack

Mad squirrels and Englishmen go boating in the noon-day sun. Was sat sitting peacefully, thinking about sitting some more, when … More

To Top-Up My Phobile Moan…

Buy a voucher onlineFind the tephelone and fiddle about until I remember how to switch it onWait patiently for a … More

The Cardinal and I moved again yesterday evening. A hundred yards, on the ropes. There’s a new dog at one … More

My object all sublime is to let the punishment fit the crime, the punishment fit the crime. Luckily this morning … More

Wacky Races. More boats than you could shake a stick at. More boats than I’ve seen about all at one … More

Well, you must admit that this surely cannot be May “A“. The weather forecast for the next few days looks … More

…and the angry buzzing of Dr Livingstone. Five-sixths of the old Works Pension (laughably) went into the bankeroo yesterday, bringing … More

Mr God also get his electricity from the sky, but he doesn’t bother with solar panels. I can’t remember exactly … More

On the Advice of Lettice I have bought one of these… a Remoska. [Seriously, me ol’ fruit-bat’s knitted willy-warmer; great … More

…after sending me a threatening email on the 23rd of December 2020 have changed their minds, at the end of … More

I woke up the sparrows this morning – and probably one or two boaters too. The Cardinal and I upped … More

With a light but disconveniencingly-vectored breeze, about three minutes. However, to get somewhere on the canal wide enough to even … More