It’s not just the new Terror Weather that’s yanking my chain (kill the children and the livestock, grab the family … More
Tag: summer
We Cruised At Dawn. Then Again At Dusk.
You can’t move for boats on this stretch (at least) of the Shroppie at the moment. This is probably because … More
Here’s Lookin’ At Ewe, Kid
Where weresheep may safely graze on the hillside – provided that they have independent suspension. No, I said suspension, not … More
Rudely Re-Awoken By A Giant Virgin
This damnable weather has returned my sleep pattern to the primordial sludge; I sleep – half a brain, one eye, … More
The Great English Bake-Off
I have written a lengthy letter of complaint and sent it to the Times (via the Minister for Weather & … More
Eckythump
Heron on Rutters Bridge. It’s alright though; I talked him down. It’s been Hellishly hot and also coolishly cool in … More
34-36-37
Any of you trappedĀ overseas in any of the more moist and over-heated hell-holes of the world may well laugh, but … More
Time flies like an arrow but ducks fly like a banana #narrowboat #canal #England
We’ve had the heat-wave, we’ve had the decidedly cool snap, and now we’re into what England does best – sort … More