Yanking My Chain

It’s not just the new Terror Weather that’s yanking my chain (kill the children and the livestock, grab the family … More

We Cruised At Dawn. Then Again At Dusk.

You can’t move for boats on this stretch (at least) of the Shroppie at the moment. This is probably because … More

Where weresheep may safely graze on the hillside – provided that they have independent suspension. No, I said suspension, not … More

This damnable weather has returned my sleep pattern to the primordial sludge; I sleep – half a brain, one eye, … More

I have written a lengthy letter of complaint and sent it to the Times (via the Minister for Weather & … More

Heron on Rutters Bridge. It’s alright though; I talked him down. It’s been Hellishly hot and also coolishly cool in … More

Any of you trapped overseas in any of the more moist and over-heated hell-holes of the world may well laugh, but … More

We’ve had the heat-wave, we’ve had the decidedly cool snap, and now we’re into what England does best – sort … More